The Knickers That Escaped

by Anonymous

When I was at University my room was reasonably tidy but would sometimes get away on me if assignments were due.

One night, a guy dropped by my room for a chat, much to my embarressment as my room was in a real state. I scurried around, tidying as I went and chatting all the while. Eventually things were put back in their place.

What I couldn't see, but he could, was the pair of dirty knickers that had escaped the washing pile and were laying in full view under the armchair I was sitting in.

I was mortified for a while but then managed to laugh about it as I didn't fancy him that much anyway!